Favorite email of the day

So, every so often, when the newsroom gets a good email, I want to share it with you guys. Mind you, I would never release someone's name or contact information. But, some of these emails are just too classic.

Today's goes:

Hello y'all -

Have been a political prisoner in here for 3 years + (NEFSH). Never did anything and am not a danger to myself or anyone else. Have never been depressed for more than a couple of hours, twice, in the early 80's. Just went to bed, got up the next day, and the depression was gone. Could have been a demonic attack. There is a demon of depression.

I am a victim of the Government, or Military Intelligence, who never forgave me for going to Sweden in 1969-70, even though I joined the Army within 6 months of getting back August 10 of 1970. They have had a covert operation against me since 1967 - all of this happened since I was lied about, strategic lies meant to make me a target even of death, esp. since 1977. But I think they realize I was lied about, so the microwave harassment or microwave torture has gotten much less since I turned 60 last August 16. God willing, this persecution will stop completely. It says in the Bible that all who will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution. Maybe this is just part of the punishment for being a Christian who believes the Bible, and makes that evident in what he writes. Mr. Bush has the power to stop this, and maybe he will. However, he also believes in torture, with no due process of law, so maybe it won't. I am not a spy and never have been, even though I have studied to some degree or other about 10 languages. Am fluent in 6 of them. Am in -------- State Hospital, Bldg. 16. Ph. --------.

Sounds like someone needs to watch The 700 Club.