Ahh, there's the twist. Maybe it's a statement that I look the most domesticated here. Like when people see me in the office they think to themselves, "Why isn't she barefoot, in the kitchen, pregnant, wearing pearls, basting a roast with the vacuum cleaner right around the corner and a baby crying on the countertop?" If so, well, they're shit out of luck. Being that kind of woman is the last thing on my mind about 99.9% of the time (I reserved a .1% for the time right now while I'm examining that kind of woman). My goal may be to eventually get married, but I think kids are sticky and annoying and expensive. I, also, enjoy having a career too much. Looking at this picture, however, I realize I do kind of look like that woman. Creepy.
***Spoiler alert***
Last night was the season finale of Top Chef and the usual suspects came over to watch and eat dinner like every Wednesday night. The person we hated, Lisa, was eliminated. THANK GOD!!! I have never seen someone so negative in my life. It was like a gray cloud was constantly following her. Even Eeyore would have said "cheer up!" But, the girl we really wanted to win, won. Stephanie! So, excitement there.
We're moving our Wednesday nights to Thursday nights so we can start watching "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List." Wonderful show. She's hilarious. If you've never seen her comedy, check it out.
3 comments:
I am very interested in why anyone would want to have a fashion show of aprons...this baffles me. But good for you for modeling them. I hope you're getting paid. PS - Kids are sticky and can be frustrating, but let me tell you, when Kennedy smiles it makes the dirty diapers and the middle of the night feedings worth it. Plus she's mostly sleeping through the night now. You should check out my blog! I didn't know you had one, but I'm excited now. PSS - I hope you can come and see my sticky baby next week! If not then your mom will be bragging for a long time and I don't know if you really want that. :o)
"the girl we really wanted to win...." Not so, Richard all the way.
As for you, Modo risin', I agree. Richard was my favorite, but you had to admit he choked. I love his ideas, they're so fresh, but I think that Stephanie is a little more marketable. However, I saw it as an "anyone but Lisa" thing.
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