Monday, February 23, 2009

I heart the Oscars

Here comes a huge post with lots o' pictures. I want to analyze the Oscars. Now, I called the Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor and Best Supporting Actress. But, I missed Best Actress. I should have known because Kate Winslet won the SAG, but I took a spill on Meryl Streep. Oh well. Now, for gown analysis:

Kate Winslet
Flawless as usual
Kate Winslet was once asked how she maintains her body weight and she said "I eat whatever I want." Shocked, the reporter said, "So, you don't have a certain diet?" She retorted "I think young girls should stop worrying about that." What a badass!


Miley Cyrus
Useless and a bad example to children everywhere
Here's that whore again. Wearing something that looks like Glinda from Wicked but worse. I mean, how much does that crap weigh? And, she looks awful. Atleast she's not all showing off her naval. So, I guess that's good. But, why the hell was she at the Oscars to begin with?


Tina Fey
Hilarious and a great match up with Steve Martin
Man oh man, one of the funniest parts had to be when Tina Fey struted out her sweet self and made joke after joke with Steve Martin. One of highlights. The only thing funnier to me was Ben Stiller making fun of Joaquin Phoenix.


Queen Latifah
Sassy, even though she's curvy
I really respect Queen Latifah and her sassy style. This dress looked great on her and her singing performance was great also. I really loved that color blue on her.


Jessica Biel
Shit, it's the Oscars tonight?
So, obviously, someone forgot to remind Biel that Sunday she had some plans. She threw on a toga-looking dress and forgot to comb her hair. WTF, Biel? Still sad that Stealth didn't sell out opening day?


Penelope Cruz
Best of the night
In my opinion, Cruz looked flawless Sunday. She was incredible and I was so glad to see her win an Oscar. She's one of those secretly talented women in Hollywood.

2 comments:

Ashley said...

I didn't know that about Kate Winslet. That's awesome. And she looked stunning. And I agree, Miley Cyrus looked awful and I have no idea what she was doing there. Minus the nasty jewelry I thought Angelina looked really good too. Jessica Biel's dress was ugly, but her makeup was worse. She looked dead.

Ashley said...

PS - Tilda Swinton wins ugliest dress. What was she thinking?