Hi News Desk-
In several days, the country will watch the President-elect embark on a historical milestone. The New Year may have just begun, and many of you may still be paying off holiday expenses and don’t want to miss out celebrating this historical moment. But, does opening your wallet mean your bank account is cruisin for a bruisin? Well, Wal-Mart has several solutions in store to create the perfect inauguration party on a budget.
You won’t bust your budget with Wal-Mart’s selection of cheese and deli-trays, and your waistline will shrink when you just think of the fruit and vegetable trays. It’s an Obam-ination the party you’ll be creatin’ with Wal-Mart’s collection of decorations.
Worried you won’t have anything to wear? Well, get ready to Barack-and-Roll in the latest fashions from Wal-Mart. Once you start shopping, you’ll pledge allegiance to the budget-friendly and trendy clothing collection. Wal-Mart’s everyday low-prices ensure you won’t have to bandage your bank account.
Don’t let the economy stop your fun, because shopping at Wal-Mart lets you save money and live better!
I’m happy to put you in touch with a local Wal-Mart spokesperson.
Thanks!
This press release is mainly ironic considering this article written in August.
3 comments:
I think that's pretty much my favorite press release too.
Obam-ination...brilliant. And I didn't know all that stuff about Wal-Mart being anti-union and stuff. No wonder they sell stuff for so cheap. I mean, don't get me wrong, I enjoy their killer prices. I'm politically challenged, so I'm not going to pretend that I have an opinion on the benefits or dangers of unions, but maybe the cost of our low prices is too high...wait, now I'm confused.
Haha, I understand Janessa. I mean, personally, I love cheap clothing. In fact, it's one of my favorite things in the world.
I just love the flip flopping in the corporate world. When it comes down to it, no matter what political party is in office, they are going to sell stuff.
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