
I work with some incredible people. I have tons of people who have been in the journalism industry for decades. They've uncovered corrupt officials. They've kept people accountable. They have put their personal lives on hold, or sometimes even stopped them, to serve the public.
However, in walks the baby.
Today, our general manager brought his adorable 4-month-old baby into the office. In walks his wife, using one of those nifty baby slings. He had big ol' ears, but was still cute.
The point was:
Up walk all the reporters, producers, news directors, engineers, pretty much anyone with eyes. They "ooo" and "ahh" and say things like "aren't you a cutie patootie." They turn into mush. Absolute mush. These people that file Open Records reports and don't fade when officials try to sue us for all we're worth. They don't shrink down. But, when a human who weighs less than 40 pounds and can't form compound sentences enters our newsroom, it becomes a playschool. Reporters get down on the ground, crawling around on the floor with the toddler, educating them on shapes and colors in the newsroom. They turn soft. It's the weirdest thing in the world.
And, I don't fit in. I'm not good at it. To me, I see the child, acknowledge their presence, and go back to working. I think I suck, possibly.
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Hey, you don't suck. Unless I know the kid really well I probably wouldn't even ask to hold it. Your relatives and the kids you know really well are a different story from some strange kid you've never seen. I might smile and talk to it if it walked up to me, but I wouldn't crawl around on the floor.
Yeah, that's the weird part. They like go (sorry for the pun) ga-ga over them!
Haha, I'm totally one of the ones who would go ga-ga. I can't help it. I think little kids and puppies are the cutest things in the world. Blame it on biology.
if i ever decide to rob a bank, this is my plan.
step 1: walk into the bank with three or four babies (if this is like a huge Oceans 11-like robbery, i'd suggest bringing along some puppies too.)
step 2: set the babies free
step 3: walk unchallenged into the vault while everyone is oooing and ahhing over the babies.
step 4: move to Chicago and use my stolen money to buy the Family Matters house.
I've always loved the Family Matters house. Secondly ONLY to the Full House abode.
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