Last night was the premiere of college football and I was there with bells on. At 8 p.m., I was sitting on my friend's couch, with a Dr Pepper in my right hand and a plate of hot wings, fried macaroni and fried pickles on my lap (it's no wonder I gain weight during football season...). I was pumped.
Then came the snoozefest that is Big 10 football. For God's sake, Indiana was celebrating because they beat Eastern Kentucky. Guys, you beat EASTERN KENTUCKY. My mother and her extended family could beat that team and YOU only beat them by one touchdown. Don't give each other high fives!?! If I were your coach, you would be taking laps for not beating them by five touchdowns.
"Look, coach! We beat the mighty Colonels!"Then, for the game I was truly excited about. Boise State and Oregon meeting up on the smurf turf. I was severely disappointed when I saw that Oregon chose to wear a normal looking jersey and not something ridiculous like usual. I was expecting that game to look like a lego battle on the blue field, with orange jerseys from Boise and green and yellow splotches from Oregon. But, NO. Both teams has to puss out and not wear their awesome colors. So, it just looked like a normal game. Well, I guess a normal game if your TV had a color balance problem.
"Run a mile, buckaroo."
Anywho, don't get me started on how overrated the Pac-10 is. Don't make me rant about how the Pac-10 is just USC and OTHER TEAMS (whoever decides to be good that season). I'm going to ignore all of that, because Boise State still participated in one of my favorite bowl games of all time. (I mean, a Hook and Ladder AND a Statue of Liberty play AND watching OU cry? Sign me up!)
Either way, the game was so boring because Oregon played like a bunch of idiots who had no clue what football was. And, to sum it all up, they thought it a good idea to throw punches after the game. So much so, that one of the players had to be restrained.
Stay classy Oregon.
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