No, I don't mean those who are a member of an academy, university, or college. I mean those who work at Academy. You know, the right stuff, the low price?
I went in there last night with 5 items on my list. A yoga mat, men's socks, water shoes, a bike lock and a padlock. Every single person I asked only knew where one of the items was. I found the yoga mat on my own. Then, I needed to know where the men's socks were. I figured they'd be with men's underwear, but they weren't. I asked a guy and he said "I don't know where those are." So I said, "Well, do you know where water shoes are?" He said, "Yeah, they're over here with the shoes."
Well, I head over to shoes. What do I find? Men's freaking socks. Who the heck knows where water shoes are but not men socks when they are a guy!?
Then, I need to find a padlock. I find a chick over in shoes. I ask "Hey, do you know where a padlock is?" She said "What's a padlock?" I said, "Well, you know, those things you put on lockers." She said, "Oh yeah, I don't think we sell those." So I asked "Where are the bike locks." She takes me over to the bike locks.
I see another worker pass by and ask him where the padlocks are. He takes me straight to them...in camping. Why the hell are they in the camping section. What, when you are camping, requires a padlock?
Point being, these people are idiots and I need to explore that store more so I never have to ask again.
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I feel that way at Wal-Mart every time I go. Which is why I avoid it at all costs. I have been there when they didn't have celery, avocados, and limes. I hate Wal-Mart.
Who doesn't have limes? In fact, they are so cheap that they ask you to buy 10 of them. Ridiculous.
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